Conservative Perspective
God Bless America.
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Veď práve, keď som slabý, som silný.
2 Corinthians 12:10
Do not conform yourselves to this age.
Romans 12:2
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ERIC BOLLING JUST RETWEETED MY TWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just finished watching this depressing movie and I’m crying and my phone beeps and this. is. what. I. seeeeee!!!!
So pretty much I died of happiness inside.
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You guys!!!!
I just realized all of the FoxNews people are in Charlotte. OMG. I must find Greg Gutfeld, Eric Bolling, and Bob Beckel. Pretty much I need to find where The Five is being filmed.
Screw work, screw school. Those people are the one light in this week of grossness. And I am going to hunt them down. -
Kimberly Guilfoyle vs. Bob Beckel eating contest.
Ohemgee.
Hilarious.
Kimberly tore the hell through those chicken wings.
I wish I could eat like that and look like her.
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Dear Bob Beckel:
I’m not in New York. I’m not in Washington, D.C.
I am an average American 22 year old girl in a podunk town in North Carolina.
And I think this Fast and Furious ordeal is fascinating.
And I was waiting intently for this vote.
Just like I was fascinated with the Keystone pipeline.
We are the citizens and we deserve to know what is happening in our country and government. Especially when it deals with an issue in which a man died while trying to protect our borders.
I’m really tired of people in politics and news think that “the average American” doesn’t care about these things. We do care. And if they don’t care, they’re ignorant and stupid. Because these things do affect the average American. Maybe it will be years down the road, but eventually, the actions by this AG, presidential administration, and Congress will affect us. Not only the outcome, but the precedent it could set.
Also, it’s “I couldn’t care less.” By saying “Average Americans could care less,” you are pretty much contradicting yourselves by saying that average Americans do care.
I love you Bob, but my current pet peeve is the “I could care less….” crap. Although, the statement is true when someone uses it while talking about their crappy grammar.
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Greg’s Word Ban: 11 June
Today’s Word: Gin Up
I have never heard of this before. I’ve heard of buck up, which I say A LOT, but never gin up.
So I suppose Greg will explain.
Apparently it means to exaggerate and stir things up.
Ok…
“The only thing you need to gin up is a martini.”
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Greg’s Word Ban: 6 June
Today’s Word: Just Sayin’
He says it doesn’t add anything because you just said it. “And you don’t sound any smarter by adding ‘just sayin’, just sayin’. So just don’t say it. Stop.”
DAMN YOU Greg Gutfeld! How could you do this to one of your biggest fans and admirers and supporters? I love you but you are killing me and breaking my heart into a million pieces with this word ban.
Greg. How can you do this to me? “Just sayin’” adds emphasis. It adds snark and a punch to what you’re saying to drive the point home and it says to the person you’re arguing with “bam, I just proved yo ass wrong.”
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Apparently there is a Texas gun range who will hold birthday parties for kids as young as 8.
Uhm, sign me up. Even though I’m 22. I still want one.
Juan Williams said it was indoctrination.
Greg Gutfeld says it’s training.
I was shooting at 10. So guess who I agree with.
The owner of the gun range set it up to teach gun safety. And I think that’s important. Because guns don’t kill people. People kill people. Banning guns and acting like they’re an outrage against human rights won’t do anything. Education will. Because those who are properly educated about guns and shooting are a million times safer than the ones who were educated on the streets by other gang members and/or internet forums focusing on hating humanity and wanting to get rid of it.
Greg also says that it’s easy for people to talk about gun control when they are in buildings surrounded by security guards with guns to keep them safe.
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“What’s a hipster?”
“I thought that was a type of underwear.”
Oh my gosh I wish I could have Dana Perino’s blissful innocent ignorance. What I would give to not know what a hipster is.
Dana is pretty much the most awesome woman in the media and politics besides Sarah Palin.
Obviously I need to be more like Dana so that I am unaware of these annoying trends.
And so I can sit at the same table as Bob Beckel, Eric Bolling, and Greg Gutfeld.
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Congratulations Graduates! But you aren’t so lucky….
Unless you were in the prison outside of D.C. getting your high school equivalency program where Bob Beckel gave the commencement speech.
Unless Jesus comes down and gives your commencement speech, no commencement speech will EVER be better than that.
Anyways, because this is Bob and it cannot be left at just “I gave a commencement speech at a prison,” he gives us the most miraculous words ever:
Now, I don’t know where you dudes are now, some of you I’m sure are on death row [insert mandatory Bob cough], but if any of you remember and you have gone straight, let me know. Because I would like to know what happened to you. Because all of you looked to me like serial killers, but I had a great day that day, I liked it, the food sucked, but outside that it was good.
Then Dana Perino asks “do you think they would watch Fox News?”
Bob: “Highly unlikely. But if they stole the tv they would watch it.”
Eric Bolling added that since the military stationed all over the world watch Fox, that the prison population is probably watching MSNBC.
I think that’s a fair statement. Unless they’re in Maricopa County. Sheriff Arpaio would not let that fly.
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On a lighter note, Greg’s Word Ban
10th May 2012
Today’s Word:
Reaching out.
So apparently people will say “I’ll be reaching out to you tomorrow about that” and Greg thinks they should just say “I’ll call you, I’ll email you.”
“The word ‘reaching out’ makes it sound like a more substantial sacrifice. It’s like a progressive way of saying ‘I’ll call you.’ SHUT UP!”
Then Dana says, “It’s like signing your emails with ‘warmly.’”
(Like “warmly, Joe the Plumber.”)Greg says that all of this is a “modern, wimpy, emasculated way that people talk. STOP IT!”
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Talking about illegal immigration, Greg Gutfeld said: “We are the only nation who can’t control their borders. Every other country can control a border. They’re not racist. How are WE racist?”
Here’s the best part:
“Who are we profiling? Mexicans? That’s a nationality. Are we profiling Venezuelans or Brazilians? No. If BELGIANS were living in Mexico, we would care about BELGIANS!”
Alllll the truths in the world right there.
Can I just marry him right now?
No one is asking that we go to the extent that North Korea and Iran go to for controlling their borders.
The least we can do is actually ENFORCE laws ALREADY on the books and not have a hissy fit when a governor of a state does it because the feds won’t do anything about.
But seriously, if some guy from Lichtenstein or Andorra was trying to illegally cross, they would go after him too. It just so happens that the majority come from Central and South America because they share a continent with us. And Canadians don’t cross illegally because they are in love with their crappy (but FREE yay) healthcare.
Also, once I saw a Filipino or Thai or Malaysian guy who was caught crossing by border patrol agents and he said he saved up all his money to fly to Guatemala and then hike up through Mexico into America.
What does that tell you?
People from ALL over the world are flying south so they can walk up here. Because that’s how sucky our borders all.
So stick that in your juicebox and suck on it.
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Dana Perino is so bored of the “war on (insert here)” that the Democrats say Republicans are waging.
ME TOO! Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored. So freaking bored.
Greg Gutfeld was like “so you’re waging a war on wars?”
holla.
