what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
I would love that for work for when that incompetent idiot comes up and slaps my arm when he thinks he has something funny or entertaining or meaningful to say to me.
Actually, I would like that alarm to extend to a 5 ft radius so it alarms whenever he comes near me. Then he wouldn’t be able to hover behind me and lurk around me.
I kinda do.